September 2011

Sweet Mother…this is better than a new bra!

September 30, 2011

Would you freaking look at this? Really.  Look. At this. It’s official.  I’m worldwide. I love my new home here and I really hope you do, too.  This is something I’ve wanted to do for a really long time and well…I can talk myself out of just about anything. Except a new bra.  And heels.  […]

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A Chicken, Boobs and a Butt. Oh My.

September 25, 2011

So, this weekend I didn’t curse as much as I normally enjoy.  I had some young, impressionable minds around me, and well…I’m not what most people want impressionizing their children.  So I tried to act right for as long as I could.  But we all know…that didn’t last long. And don’t look that word up.  […]

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Oh, Mother…

September 23, 2011

(Language Alert!  After all, this IS about Mother.) For years I’ve heard myself say “No, no…we’re not sisters.  This is my mom.” She loves that. She is the only woman who not only looks, but acts younger with every year.  Before long, I should be able to ground her. It is from her I get […]

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Momma Made It Look Easy

September 20, 2011

No.  Not my momma.  Are you kidding? She had no problem letting us know how tough we were to wrangle.  And still are.  I do think it’s some kind of sympathy ploy, but…whatever. I’m talking about Jennifer Williams’ momma.  Or at least that’s what Jennifer says. Anyway, like I’ve said tons of times before:  I’m […]

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Well, he DOES look familiar…

September 17, 2011

Wait. Let me think. Why, YES! I DO think I know him!

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Parts of My List

September 17, 2011

I have no wisdom. But I do have a few things I’ve learned along the way.  So, this is my list.  I don’t know what kind of list to call it…it’s just my list. It’s not a full list of whatever it is either.  Just some of the list.  Because I can take away and […]

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To Live a Perfect Day…

September 16, 2011

Contrary to popular belief:  I do have a soul. If everyone had to stand in line according to perfection…I’d truck it on back to the end.  And then I’d be letting people break.  I know, I’m awesome. There are days I chug  a little 2 ounce energy drink (that I guarantee has crack in it) just to […]

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The Sister was Green, I’m Telling You.

September 14, 2011

The smart sister and I work together at an insurance company.  Wait.  Not actually together…just in the same building. Her 10 years, and me 6.  Her 2nd floor, and me third.  Her insurance-related stuff, and me not. We both know quite a few people there.  And I had not realized that since we don’t really […]

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"Where were You?" vs. "Where are You?"

September 11, 2011

“Because I live where I’m free to do what I feel is best for me, I’m going to walk this morning.  And I’m gonna leave the iPod in the car and not ignore those walking past me because I’m too busy listening to my music.  And instead say “Good Morning” to no less than 3 […]

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My Mother and her Commodes

September 10, 2011

It’s a Saturday.  It’s a nice one. And I’m not gonna be holed up in my place where the towels are still in the dryer, my shoes are kicked over by the door and my dry cleaning bag is still in the corner waiting to be dropped off. And there’s two Jamba Juice Coconut Passion […]

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