October 2011

Saving crap can almost get you killed.

October 31, 2011

I’m not a pack-rat.  I swear. After my divorce, I got rid of about 350 lbs. 225 lbs. of that was loser.  The rest was crap.  And I promised myself I’d stay as crap-free as I could.  For as long as I could. And for the most part, I have. But I do like to […]

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I might be boring and not the least bit crafty but I can still heat up the kitchen.

October 30, 2011

One of the comments on the last post I did, really took it home for me. If you didn’t read it, that’s cool…but I ain’t going back through all of it so just catch on the best you can. D’Anna said “A boring day is way under rated.” Amen to the inth degree. But I’m […]

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10 things I know because life thought I needed to know.

October 28, 2011

In no particular order, I know… 1.  …a woman should never cramp or cry at the office.  Then expect respect. 2.  …the difference between a thong, a g-string and boy briefs.  And the thrill of a perfect bra. 3.  …how disheartening it is every time someone calls me “ma’am.” 4.  …the vital importance of telling […]

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Tic tacs and a peppermint a meal does not make.

October 26, 2011

Despite being practically raised on Subway…I still love me some Subway. Actually, it’s the 6″ veggie patty on flatbread that I love.  With like tons of veggies.  On top of the veggie patty. And I’m not that big of a veggie lover.  Go figure. Anyway. There are two things that urk (I don’t really like […]

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No animals were harmed in the making of blah, blah, blah.

October 24, 2011

I first, shall apologize. I don’t understand why the things most people think are slap ass screaming funny…I just don’t. I’m sorry.  I just don’t get it.  Whatever it is. But that’s ok.  I say everyday, “Thank God not everyone in this world is just like me.” And if smart-ass smart sister is within earshot, […]

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Losing ain’t really losing when you’re winning.

October 22, 2011

My previous post, “I hear pimpin’ ain’t easy.  Well, neither is kickball,” I mentioned the upcoming kickball tournament the work joint put on for a charity. Upcoming = Today Or rather, still-dark-when-the-alarm-clock-went-off-which-is-way-too-early-for-me Saturday morning. (Or rather, I spent my Saturday with the most ghetto-fabulous people ever.  Who, for a charity, came together to form the […]

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I hear pimpin’ ain’t easy. Well, neither is kickball.

October 20, 2011

I have never been known to half-ass do anything. Half-ass [haf as] – (adj). Something incomplete or downright lame, disappointing in its partial quality. Except maybe shave my legs.  Most of the time.  Sometimes. Anyway.  That’s what Urban Dictionary says is half-ass.  The definition, not my leg shaving abilities. The work joint has put together […]

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October 17, 2011

Cheers. To the start of a fabulous week.  

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Everything old is new again. Well, not really but kinda.

October 15, 2011

My place and my face is all new again. Kinda. First with my place. New wood floors in kitchen and bath.  Now, that is a treat to forget about but then remember when the stench of floor glue hits you in the face when you get home at 5:00. I guess when the floor dudes […]

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My confession about my tiara.

October 13, 2011

Here’s a confession: I wear my tiara.  A lot. There.  I said it. OK.  Maybe not on my head…but in my mind.  Because let me tell you, I am one lucky girl. That tiara makes me feel special.  Even if just for the moment. In my mind, I’m wearing it when a friend surprises me […]

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