My day consisted of:
1. Wrangling 10-12 executives into one meeting room.
2. Scarfing down 2 eggs over-easy, bacon, hash browns and toast.
3. Starting on monthly reports earlier than usual.
4. Overdosing on orange juice.
5. Eating only the bread part of a kolache.
6. Sneaking 2 donut holes.
7. Giggling at the weenie left over from the kolache because I’m such a mature woman.
8. Plotting to put that weenie in an office plant because I’m such a mature woman.
9. Forming a kickball team for a charity and suggesting names that are totally inappropriate because I’m such a mature woman.
10. Purchasing 5 cans of Silly String.
11. A stop at the smart sister’s place.
12. One cupcake.
13. One chicken leg.
14. Assuming I’m part of The BeeGees on the drive home. As well as Guns & Roses.
15. Finding a book in the mail I forgot I ordered.
16. Two glasses of wine. So far.
All in that order.
It sometimes hurts to be me.
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A weenie in the plant – boy is Ms. Cepak gonna have a rude awakening when he’s in the office later this week! LMAO
…and you can’t say a word!
Carrie recently posted..A day in the life…of such a mature woman.
I have to say, it sounds pretty damn good being you!
Well, most of the time it is…but we all have our days. And God knows I let the rest of the world know when I am.
=)
Carrie recently posted..A day in the life…of such a mature woman.
You made me smile–as usual– keep it up.
Aww…thank you!
This sounds like way more fun that I did yesterday. My list would have consisted of doing laundry, cooking and taking the sick kid to the doctor. I would have rather been buying silly string.
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Silly string always makes life a little better. Even if it IS for only about 4 minutes!
Carrie recently posted..A day in the life…of such a mature woman.
Carrie, You are such a HOOT!!! No wonder the 409ers love you so much!!!
HAHA! Nobody quite like the 409ers…that’s for sure! They tolerate me pretty good. They’re a pretty good bunch themselves though!
Carrie recently posted..A day in the life…of such a mature woman.
I think I dated that weenie…
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