I first, shall apologize.
I don’t understand why the things most people think are slap ass screaming funny…I just don’t.
I’m sorry. I just don’t get it. Whatever it is.
But that’s ok. I say everyday, “Thank God not everyone in this world is just like me.”
And if smart-ass smart sister is within earshot, she usually replies with, “You got that right” in her low, snarky mumble reserved mostly for yours truly.
Like this. I think that tooth black out stuff that only comes out at Halloween is a riot. Total entertainment for hours. The only thing I regret is that I can’t wear it without laughing.
Cause if I could? Work joint. Here. I. Come.
But I can’t.
And plus, rent is coming due.
It doesn’t matter where I found this little gem…I just did. And that’s what really matters here. That I found it.
Well, really that I’m sharing it. THAT’S what matters the most now that I think about it.
And I can’t look at it, but I can’t stop looking at it.
Ya’ll. I swear I think I pee’d a little cause I couldn’t stop laughing.
No. I don’t know this cat. And even though I don’t know this cat, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t harmed. I mean, it looks like it’s mostly a happy cat. Just a little startled at the moment. So don’t be ragging on me for hurting animals.
I’m not an animal hurter.
I’m thinking this might even be cube-worthy. This could very well get stapled to my cube wall.
Please. No, not the cat.
It’s at least better than all those non-funny quotes and stuff people are so erratically (good word though I’m not quite sure just what it means and if it even fits here) putting all over Facebook.
I mean, really.