Unless some really nice guy who can pay his own bills because he has a steady job and believes in love comes knocking at my door…I’m not sure it’s gonna happen.
Yes. I certainly hope to one day meet a nice guy who has more to him than a job. But really, my standards are slowing waning.
(Did you hear me just use the word “waning” up there??)
(And that just came out. I didn’t even have to think of it.)
Once, maybe twice a year I’ll throw in the old “date me I’m single” card and do the online thing.
Which totally kills me.
My generation (ok, it’s more like “me” so I really shouldn’t say allll of us) is right on the edge of that not-really-sure-if-this-online-stuff-is-for-me-but-everyone-seems-to-have-a-third-cousin-twice-removed it worked for.
Or a neighbor.
Or a co-worker.
Or a pony.
So, we try it.
(Again…I’m pulling my whole generation in with me. Cause I hate doing this shit alone.)
This weekend I thought, “Maybe I’ll just look. And see. Because maybe there might be some dude that might draw my attention.”
So, I did.
And boy was there some dude that totally drew my attention.
And here’s some snippets of the VERY FIRST ONE I clicked on:
(I said the VERY FIRST.)
I am a romantic and emotional creature. If this is not your bag then please stop now and turn away
I’m new at this so I may come across as overbearing and pushy.. I’m not.. it’s just if we click, then damn it; We click.
Sweet mother…he put a friggin’ warning up.
He. Put. A. Friggin. Warning.
Plus, he didn’t end his sentence with a period. Who does that these days?
I just copied/pasted. That’s all. No magic. Didn’t put “romantic” or “emotional creature” in the search box or anything.
(I started to though. Cause “emotional creature” is absolutely, without a doubt, what I’m all over.)
At this point…my ass is totally amused.
I’m sure you can see from the picture that (The cat) adores me. This is the case with all animals.
(Oh. He said that because HE HAS A PICTURE OF HIS FACE KISSING HIS CAT.)
I won’t dare put his face on here, but HAD to prove that I ain’t making this up.
I’m not that smart or quick-witted.
I am an ex drug user and felon.
(Further more if anything I’ve mentioned turns you away then it wouldn’t have worked out anyways.)
Besides the picture of him molesting that poor cat (who I guess I should refer to as (The cat)), there is a picture of him laying back on a pile of pillows with his arm draped over his head.
Which is so totally hot.
And really. What could he have possibly mentioned at this point that would make me turn away?
I’d like to meet someone who is interested in, or can handle being involved, with animals. I want to help populate the world one day.
Well, hells bells.
That right there did it. I could not turn away fast enough.
(I think I broke my mouse clicking off the site.)
And no. I’m not saying which site. It’s legit though. Not some www.datemeimacatkisser.com.
(If you do the Google on that, you’re on your own. I ain’t responsible for whatever you find.)
You’ve alllll heard of it. Commercials, magazine ads…oh, yeah.
But in the site’s defense…it’s not their fault. I did see some really nice guys that are probably great and totally upstanding.
Who pay their own bills.
But, I think for right now I might go back into hibernation.
I’ll look into all this again after the first of the year.
Somebody send me a new mouse though.