I never get sick.
I learned this week to never say never, too.
I’m not absolutely positive, but I think this suckage hit me when I was watching those damn Kardashian’s on that Barbara Walter’s special this week.
(No. The suckage didn’t hit me then, but I dislike the Kardashian’s enough to blame them for most everything.)
(I mean really. They’ve done nothing but grow ass to be famous. Where’s MY reality show??)
(Trust me. Nobody wants that. Moving on.)
I don’t do Pinterest. Not for any reason other than I haven’t loaded that syringe. But I hear a lot about it.
I mean A LOT.
From what I gather…lots of ideas on everything now come from Pinterest.
(Am I even spelling it right?)
Here’s my little sweet Christmas tree:
(It’s kinda blurry. I guess because my eyes are watery.)
(Or maybe because the Kardashian’s are watering their asses for more growth. We’ll blame them for the blurriness here.)
While I’m sure many of you are saying (out loud), “Ooohhh…where did she find white, fluffy snow to put under her tree? Especially since she lives in Texas?”
Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret: It ain’t snow.
It’s white, feathery boas. Yep. Just wrapped right up around the base of my little tree.
And it is cute.
Looks fake as hell. But cute.
And no. Did not come from Pinterest. I did that all on my own.
Yes, I did.
And here’s my little Christmas tree topper:
A little tiara. For my little Christmas tree.
It was all plain. And I fancied it all up with lots of glitter and glitter glue and anything sparkly I could find in Hobby Lobby.
Take that Pinterest.
See? I’m crafty and all idea-y.
I am just coming right on out of my little shell. Being all creative and such.
(I think I maybe told one girl at work about this.)
How’s this for coming out of the old shell?
I sent a video to a dude in New York.
(Thank you new little camera phone.)
Now, I know what you’re thinking. But it’s not that kind of video.
(Get your mind out of the Kardashian’s gutter.)
He does a blog I read and every Christmas he does a big online concert. And he encourages his readers to send him videos of them singing Christmas carols, then he posts them up on his blog for the world to see.
So, it’s like one big online Christmas concert.
And this year…I DID IT.
Uh, huh. I’m Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree.
At the Christmas Party Hop.
As soon as I hit “send” in my email to him…I died a slow death. I now know for a fact, there is no way to retrieve sent emails.
I crawled all up in my monitor begging that email to come back. But no. It’s gone.
He’s supposed to do the “concert” this Sunday. So, as soon as I go live…I’ll put the link up.
And at that time, I’ll also know for sure he used my video. Cause how shame would I be to tell ya’ll all that then he doesn’t put it up?
(Not very…since I have no shame. Remember? I tell you all the time.)
So, we’ll see how THAT goes.
Which might be either the collapse of the internets or a new career as a backup singer for Beyonce’. This could really go either way.
Sorry. But I need more kleenex.