I’m not sure just where I’ve been for the last who-knows-how-many years, but I apparently haven’t taken full advantage of the exciting possibilities Urban Dictionary allows me.
I fully intend to make up that valuable lost time.
I will be the first to admit: I might have a somewhat strange use of words at times.
Therefore, I should probably make sure I am using a few of my favorite choice words correctly.
(And, really. Who am I to care even if I’m not?)
(That’s what I thought.)
Here’s what Urban Dictionary says about a few of my favorites:
Asshat – A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
(Could be me.)
(Or that asshat who decided at 9:30 last Friday night it was time to do some grocery shopping because she saw a recipe for a roast on Pinterest and it apparently couldn’t wait until Saturday.)
Jerkweed – An extremely annoying person who can’t shut the fuck up.
(Again. Could be me.)
(Or that jerkweed who went on and on and on the other day about how it really pisses her off that this really cute-ass skirt she has is getting snug but yet she somehow finds it easier and much less sweatier to bitch about the snugness of the skirt rather than get back to walking like she did so religiously for a year and a half.)
Jack Ass – Kanye West
(Uh, definitely not me.)
Apparently, I do know what I’m talking about at times.
(I apparently like that word: Apparently.)
It appears Urban Dictionary knows what they’re talking about when it comes to wordage.
I appear to be able to link someone to those choice words I choose to use.
However, no one I know of comes to mind on this one.