April 2012

Steer clear of sky-high bookcases and ass-breathers. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

April 26, 2012

“I like how she’s open and real and isn’t afraid to talk about things that affect her.  Like her having depression and anxiety and stuff like that.” That’s what Katie said about The Bloggess when we were headed downtown Austin last night to see The Bloggess at her book signing. “Yeah.  I can appreciate that.  I’ve […]

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You’d think I had solved a world issue or two by the way I talk about being so busy.

April 21, 2012

Yeah.  I’m a slacker. Sometimes I hate typing more than I hate seeing my mugshot on film. So, there.  You’re stuck with it. Here’s Kristy: Living Life (Un)Simply And here’s Katie: Katherine The Great And I’m a total douche because I said her blog address wrong on the vlog. Complete and total douche. That’s me. […]

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Don’t assume I get high because I have a heavy twang.

April 13, 2012

It is really no secret I have an accent. Ok.  A twang. And it’s heavy. I know this. Usually the first words I hear after meeting someone for the first time is, “Oh, my goodness you have that Texas twang.” No shit. I’ve lived here in Texas all my life.  Except for about 6 weeks […]

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I’ve apparently been really busy doing a lot of nothing this week. What a shock.

April 6, 2012

Where the hell have I been this week?? I look up and it’s Friday and I’m all, “Whaaaat??  It was just Sunday and I was eating cake at mom’s!  Now it’s Friday?!?” Yeah.  Cake.  But not really.  But kinda really. Mom made a cake.  Out of meatloaf.  I swear to you it HAD to be a Pinterest […]

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Boobs and hair ain’t the only things big in Texas.

April 1, 2012

…and by boobs, I ain’t just talking Governor Goodhair. If you pay attention, right there at the end when that beast is eye-ballin’ me, you can kinda hear my heart stop. And by ‘kinda hear my heart stop’, I mean ‘kinda hear me crap.’ Bluebonnets and Longhorns. Ain’t no place like Texas. It’s not just […]

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