May 2012

My leap to stardom could happen this week. Probably won’t, but it could so shut up.

May 22, 2012

I know. Total asshat. If I’m honest, I do think I just came out of hibernation. I am a creature of habit.  I don’t love that about me, but sometimes the truth hurts.  Or sucks.  The big one. I’ve been thrown off kilter for the last couple of weeks and am finally getting my groove […]

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Two questions I never thought I’d have to ask a man.

May 12, 2012

Sweet girl at the office:  Do you mind going…” And before she could finish her sentence: Me:  “YES, I’LL GO.” I immediately cut her off and I didn’t wait to hear where.  I just know she wasn’t saying, “Do you mind going back to your desk for 2 days?” (Though she has clearly thought that, […]

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I apparently now like the word ‘bountiful’ and well…I’ve always liked moonpies.

May 3, 2012

I’m at the office and the phone rings and I’m told I have once again, jacked something up. Surprise. ME:    (In a very southern, peppy drawl) “I just can’t imagine how I screwed that up.  I must’ve been focusing on my bountiful bustline I now have thanks to my new pretty bra I bought last […]

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