June 2012

LUX: Since I’m not over here, I must be over there. Vol. 06292012

June 29, 2012

I kinda thought adding “Vol.” to the title made it sound a little encyclopedia-ish-y. (Certainly not that I thought any ‘volume’ needed to be added to anything I do.  Or say.) And I am quite sure right here is where most of you come to find life’s answers. (I know.  Even I can’t keep a […]

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I felt old. I felt young. I saw Tom Cruise’s nipples. All in the same 2 hours.

June 21, 2012

“Oh, my GOD!  You will go to the movies alone??”  Totally by yourself??” More than once I’ve heard that crap when I say I don’t mind going to the movies alone. That reaction comes with the same disbelief as if I just said I’ve got a rash with burn. (Or a date.) But anyway.  Yes.  I […]

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Not much to report other than lots of hoopin’ and hollerin’. And well, I might’ve grown a beard.

June 15, 2012

In all my 43 years, not once do I remember being called “low-key.” Or “subtle.” Or “tranquil.” Or “serene.” SO WHY START NOW? First.  ‘Dallas’. I literally turded on the floor when I realized JR was shot 32 YEARS AGO. (Yeah.  Turded.) (I know.  I’m a picture of class.) If anyone would have simply said, […]

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A little ink and a little attitude goes a loooong way.

June 11, 2012

I know most women reeeeally enjoy getting their nails done.  And their feet.  I get that. I’m not one though.  It has become somewhat of a chore for me.  I go as long as I can between fills and chiseling the barnacles off my hoofs.  I just don’t love it. Never have. And don’t be […]

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Communicating with me really ain’t that bad. If you do it my way.

June 7, 2012

OK.  So, the dude who pays me for dragging up to the office every day and tormenting him, suggested I take a class on “communicating.” Him:  “Hey, we’re doing a class on communicating…you ought to take it.” Me:  “Why?  I communicate fine.  It’s everyone else in this building who needs it.” Him:  “Hey, we’re doing […]

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What does Britney and The Fairy Hobmother have in common, you ask? Uh, me. That’s what.

June 1, 2012

Apparently doing The X Factor taping last week wore me out. I’ve been pretty lazy and worthless lately. I mean, it’s taken me a whole friggin’ week to post this: I know it’s not much…but a little of Britney goes a long way. A really long way. (Yes.  The same has been said about moi.) ‘Diva’ […]

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