Apparently doing The X Factor taping last week wore me out.
I’ve been pretty lazy and worthless lately.
I mean, it’s taken me a whole friggin’ week to post this:
I know it’s not much…but a little of Britney goes a long way.
A really long way.
(Yes. The same has been said about moi.)
‘Diva’ is putting it lightly.
(I sure don’t consider myself a diva. Not by a long shot.)
(But it has been said…ehem…I am too prissy to live.)
(However, I too, will one day have a man on each arm escorting me around my place of work.)
(It could happen.)
(In another life…but it could happen.)
People at the office would be more sick of me than they already are. Why? Because I’d be strolling continuously with a hottie on each arm.
Yes, I would.
You know I would.
Hell, I’d make up meetings to have just so I could be escorted to them.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I had a little visitor here last week. Uh, huh.
The Fairy Hobmother.
I was ecstatic. Then I really got ecstatic when I received that nice little big Amazon gift card!
(Yes. I said “nice little big” all in one sentence.)
Ya’ll. You know I love me some surprises and that certainly was one!
And you know what? If you visit Appliance Online and leave a comment here on my post, YOU TOO might get a visit and nice little surprise!!
How’s THAT for me being lazy and worthless?
You juuuuuust might want to try it.
It apparently pays.