July 2012

LUX: Since I’m not over here, I must be over there. Vol. 07272012

July 27, 2012

I’m a total heartbreaker.  Oh, yes I am. And I don’t even have to be dating the guy.  I will just crush his world and stomp all over his dreams. I’m rattling about it over at Lux Magazine this week. I show no mercy.  Simply ruthless, I tell you. This all happened back in February so you might remember […]

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Sometimes funny just happens. But this ain’t funny.

July 24, 2012

I don’t ever really try for funny.  More than anything I just do my best to keep it real. Just keep it real as best I can. Today?  There’s no funny.  At least not for me.  There really hasn’t been since that midnight showing last week. I think I’m officially old. For the first time […]

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I didn’t die. But I could have and wanted to. However, the week ain’t over yet.

July 19, 2012

It was 1999. Or 1998.  Wait.  Maybe it was 2000. I don’t know.  I just do know I remember praying to die.  Or wishing to die.  Wait.  Maybe I did die. I don’t know. But I do know it was Christmas.  And I was in Houston.  And momma was 2 hours away.  And I was […]

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LUX: Since I’m not over here, I must be over there. Vol. 07132012

July 13, 2012

Somebody give those people over at Lux Magazine an award of some sort. Or at least a Twinkie.  Or Moon Pie.  Or a ‘like’ on Facebook.  Or magnetic pink flamingo.   They have once again publicly displayed me.  And well, that alone certainly deserves something. And they’re in Tampa Bay so really,  a pink flamingo of […]

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Apparently lots of hair, ink and skates DO go together. Who would have thought?

July 9, 2012

Because I was invited.  That’s why. When Stacie, the middle sister called and said, “Hey.  Forgot to tell you you’re invited to go with a group of us tonight to the Texas Roller Derby Girls downtown…you’re going right?” “HELLZ YEAH!” was about the only thing that came to mind.  And out of my mouth. (Well, […]

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Magic has never made me blush quite so much. And I’ve had me a little magic before, too.

July 3, 2012

All the crap below is just a random sampling of what either I said to myself in my head during Magic Mike or to my sweet friend, Nancy, who had the pleasure of sitting next to me. Lucky her, huh? (At least 73 times, Nancy and I jerked a look at each other and threw […]

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