Somebody give those people over at Lux Magazine an award of some sort.
Or at least a Twinkie. Or Moon Pie. Or a ‘like’ on Facebook. Or magnetic pink flamingo.
They have once again publicly displayed me. And well, that alone certainly deserves something.
And they’re in Tampa Bay so really, a pink flamingo of any kind would probably be a better fit than a Moon Pie.
(Publicly displayed? That ‘does’ sound oddly porn-ish-y, doesn’t it?)
Pink flamingos certainly jazz up any place they land.
As do blingy rhinestoney things. And you can find all kinds of that great stuff here.
And you can find me on Facebook. (Click that button in the upper right area over there.)
And on Twitter. (Click that button, too. It’s up there.)
(And I might as well be wearing a sandwich board, huh? Though those things do nothing for your figure. Very unbecoming, if you ask me.)
Anyway…if you leave comments over at Lux Magazine, that will make them think you like me and they’ll keep letting me write for them.
And that’ll make me as happy as a blingy pink flamingo feasting on Twinkies and Moon Pies.
Love. You. Lots.
And then some more.