LUX: Since I’m not over here, I must be over there. Vol. 07272012

July 27, 2012 in LUX: Since I'm not over here, I must be over there.

I’m a total heartbreaker.  Oh, yes I am.

And I don’t even have to be dating the guy.  I will just crush his world and stomp all over his dreams.

I’m rattling about it over at Lux Magazine this week.

I show no mercy.  Simply ruthless, I tell you.

This all happened back in February so you might remember it because I’m sure I rambled about it then.  But if not, it’s totally worth seeing me, once again, make a complete and absolute jackass of myself.

Click here to see how I managed to jack up some poor guy’s day.

And so those hot chicks that run Lux Magazine will think you like me, leave me a comment over there.  And you can totally bash me for screwing up this poor guy’s entire future.

(Not really.  I’ll hunt you down.)

(We’ll rumble.)

(And not in a hot “two chicks rumbling” kind of way either.)

(There will be no jello.)

(What the hell am I talking about?)

Anyway.

Have I told you how much I appreciate you dragging up and following me over to Lux Magazine when they get weak and dizzy and semi-unconscious and let me write for them?

I do.  Tons.  And there is so much love attached to that appreciation I could easily get sappy.

But I won’t.  But I could.  Really, I could.

(I mean, y’all make me feel as good as a really pretty bra does.  And you know I love me a really pretty bra.)

Then, after you’ve left a comment there…buzz on over here and check out these shiney, sparkly keychains!

(My name is Carrie.  My first initial is ‘C’.)

(I’m kidding.)

(Maybe.)

I’m starting to not love Twitter for some reason but you can follow me there.

But for a really good time…find me on Facebook.

Or downtown Austin tomorrow night.

(Wearing a really pretty bra.)

Maggie S. July 27, 2012 at 2:33 pm

See ya over there.

I remember really pretty bras and dra’rs. It was a long time ago.
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Carrie July 27, 2012 at 2:52 pm

YOU are a riot!

Dra’rs. I love that.

=)

L.Hewitt July 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Please forgive my lame-ass comment on lux. I just really wanted to talk about the rewhatunion and pretty bras. I haven’t been following long, but I do remember reading about the pretty bras. I am now going to change bras. Exactly what I did when you mentioned them before.

Carrie July 27, 2012 at 3:34 pm

I love pretty bras and dra’rs (as Maggie so eloquently put it up there)!

And I’m still refusing to believe it’s my 25th reunion. I’m way too young.

Way.

Really way.

Bailey August 6, 2012 at 11:32 am

“Bras and dra’rs” — I am going to try to work that into a sentence today.
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Carrie August 6, 2012 at 5:47 pm

I loved that the minute I read it! Bras and dra’rs…it’s perfect.

jennie August 26, 2012 at 7:29 pm

really pretty bras are over rated! I go for the comfort. ;)
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