I know, I know.
I haven’t blogged in ages. But its paid off and in a bit, you’ll see what NOT blogging got me.
Most people will say “winning ain’t easy” but not me. This time, it was a breeze.
But I do want to change that. The blogging more part. Not the not saying “winning ain’t easy” part.
Really. I do.
Anyway, I took a late lunch and had about no time to kill, but I still made time to spread my joy with you!
My life has changed.
As of today…I am a new woman. Life just got easier. And shinier. And other stuff I’m not even aware of yet, I’m sure.
(Ignore my nasty hair I didn’t shampoo this morning. I could say I was running late, but that would be a lie. I just didn’t feel like jacking with it.)
And don’t hate once you make it through the torment of my twang-y serenade.
(And don’t be jelly when you see how life just got better.)
(Don’t be jelly. Who SAYS that?)
(My nieces, that’s who. It’s short for ‘don’t be jealous’. I had to ask. So, apparently not only are they too lazy to call me or clean their rooms or answer a text, they’re too lazy to even properly finish one small little word.)
(It appears they might possibly get that lazy gene from me at the rate I’m blogging.)