Hit or Miss…kinda like my dating life.

A really bad cough you totally try to ignore isn’t the only lame thing in life.

January 7, 2012

I am so bad about telling myself  crap like, “Oh, just ignore it and it’ll go away.” I’ve done that with chores, housework, men and coughs. Plus about 17 kadillion other things. One of the hardest things in life is to stifle a cough.  It ain’t cute and it kinda hurts after a while. It [...]

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I’d cook more if I had a kid to do the dishes afterwards.

December 27, 2011

Once upon a time…long, long ago…I wanted children. Bad. Like really, really bad. And if I would have had a child when I was seeing doctors, giving blood, taking all kinds of pills…that kid would be about 10 now. (Whoa.) (I mean, really.  Me with a 10 year old.) (It’d be the hippest kid in [...]

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Remember what mom always said about clean underwear? Well, it now matters.

December 22, 2011

OK.  Get this. The nieces came to the work joint this week to have lunch with us. “Us” being me (of course) and their mom…the smart sister. (They think it’s all funny they’re out of school and WE have to work.  Whatever.) (Yes, the smart sister and I work at the same company.  Again, whatever.) [...]

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I might have some of what it apparently takes to be a reality show. But do I have one? No.

December 16, 2011

I never get sick. Never. I learned this week to never say never, too. I’m not absolutely positive, but I think this suckage hit me when I was watching those damn Kardashian’s on that Barbara Walter’s special this week. (No.  The suckage didn’t hit me then, but I dislike the Kardashian’s enough to blame them [...]

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Hey, come on in and don’t pay any mind that naked man.

December 13, 2011

Listen. When you’re single and have no tax credits, you can pretty much live as you wish. Don’t get me wrong and don’t go getting all preachy on me.  I’m sure one day I’ll marry again.  And I’m sure one day I won’t have kids again.  Love’em both.  But I don’t have either now so [...]

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Serious multi-tasking at the work joint that could make you hot. In a “bust a move” kind of way.

December 6, 2011

I’m going to assume you know what multi-tasking is. (Ya’ll remember what Benny Hill used to say about the word “assume”?  It makes an “ass” out of “u” and “me.”  Get it?  That shit together spells the word assume.) (I used to stay up late and watch Benny Hill when I was like 11.  I [...]

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I am no longer interested in dating dude’s with cats and I now need a new mouse.

November 29, 2011

Unless some really nice guy who can pay his own bills because he has a steady job and believes in love comes knocking at my door…I’m not sure it’s gonna happen. Yes.  I certainly hope to one day meet a nice guy who has more to him than a job.  But really, my standards are [...]

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Aggravating the family and playing games…that’s what I’m thankful for.

November 24, 2011

Thanksgiving Day is a holiday set aside each year for giving thanks to God for blessings received during the year and is celebrated through feasting and prayer. That’s what Wikipedia says. Nice enough. For some maybe. For me, it’s just another holiday to aggravate my family and see my mom gaze at my dad with [...]

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There could have been hot firemen and a news crew. Don’t judge.

November 15, 2011

So, Sunday was kind of a long day.  Race for the cure…getting up at 4:30…boo hoo hoo. I don’t like saying I’m lazy, but I don’t like paying taxes either.  Truth hurts. I did nothing Sunday.  But nap.  Twice. Don’t judge. After taking in all that beauty rest and then going to bed fairly early, [...]

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We’re all idiots and we all think we all need instructions. But what if it’s an idiot who writes the instructions?

November 12, 2011
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Admit it.  People think people are idiots. It’s true.  We all do.  There are plenty who I think are idiots and I can assure you, there are puh-lenty who think I am.  Hell, even I admit to that some times. Therefore, everyone thinks they need to supply instructions for everyone else on how to do [...]

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