With or without panties, we were going to see Chicago.

November 25, 2013
Chicago Text

1.  I got a massage. 2.  I purchased myself a nice little jug of Irish Creme. C.  I proceeded to knock back a couple of mugs of chocolate fudge flavored gourmet coffee that contained shots of said Irish Creme. 4.  I panicked and crapped. My Saturday.  November 23, 2013.  Start off with some good ol’fashioned […]

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The world has enough crap but could probably use a little more me. And a little more you. Trust me, here…I’m right.

November 19, 2013
Tame Women

Yo. Contrary to belief, I’m fairly low-key.  I tend to keep my crap to myself. Especially here.  In my little corner of the world. Because I think the world has enough bullying.  Enough shit-stirrers.  Enough politics.  Enough activism.  Enough protesting.  Enough opinions.  Enough dictating.  Enough do-it-my-way-or-else. It ain’t needed here.  You can find that shit easier […]

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I need better signs than what I get now from life even though I probably wouldn’t listen to those better signs anymore than I listen to the not-better signs now.

November 14, 2013
Weiner Dog

Me to me:  “Are you shitting me?  You were just hanging around the house and thought, “let me write some jacked up crap on my car window so I can drive through traffic and see how many honks I can get?” I honked. (Don’t look at the license plate.) (I don’t know why.  I guess […]

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Things got heated up, then Satan spoke, and that’s why there’s a disclaimer.

November 8, 2013

I could say kinda legally this is a guest posting.  But it’s kinda legally not.  It’s still me but my doctor put me on some crap to make my vajazzle do its monthly job and Dear God in heaven it’s making even me question who the hell I am this week. Or who I’m not.  This […]

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I have just proved I am not swanky enough to stay in swanky hotels because no matter where I am, my jackass-y-ness comes out. So, there.

November 5, 2013
Hotel

Here’s a surprise:  I’m travelling for work. Again. But for the last time for a few months.  I’m pooped now, but will be ready to swing back in high gear in January when it all starts up again. (I know.  You don’t care.) If you drag around with me on Facebook, you’ve already seen this. […]

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Who knew fru-fruey coffee and big burly men go together like me and a big ol’downtown city?

October 28, 2013
Fort Worth FB

Remember Green Acres?  (Lie if you have to.) That TV show from way back with Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor? Green Acres is the place to be Farm livin’ is the life for me Land spreadin’ out so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside New York is where I’d rather stay […]

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Picture-Taking and Husband-Pestering are two things I should add to my list of “For the Love of God Just Stop Doing These Things Now.”

October 24, 2013
Keith 1

So, yeah. Here he is getting back in the truck.  I just got a little snap happy and clicked too fast. Surprised?  I think not.   Annnnnnd here he is actually getting in the truck.   Uh, huh.  We were late checking in at our little cabin.  So they just hung the ol’keys on the […]

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I can’t help it but it hurts me more than it hurts you that I can’t just say what I have to say and move on but instead I just go on and on and on and…

October 14, 2013

“Hey, Diane…it’s Carrie.  Over in Business Development. Uh, yeah.  I was at a meeting in El Paso for the last couple of days with Bill, you know Bill in your department, and anyway he asked me to “give Diane this little interoffice mail packet” when I see her.  I told him I see or talk […]

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All that was old was young again. For one night. Except the wig. It’s still old.

September 26, 2013
Mom Dad

So. Let me think. Hmmm. What to do, what to do? Let’s see. If your Mom is turning 65 and your Dad decides he wants to throw her a party…just what kind of party should he throw? Hmmm… Let me start with this little bit of info:  It is rather conservative to say that my […]

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She might think I’m not so smart and I might think her room stinks but we both know what’s really important. And that’s what matters most.

September 19, 2013
Parade

I’m still getting used to this mothering stuff. Still. It’s been six months. If I were to list a few things that have changed from my THEN “I’m-pretty-confident-in-myself-and-if-you-don’t-like-it-you-can-suck-it-all-the-way-to-the-bar” life, to my NOW “I-think-I’m-doing-this-shit-right-most-of-the-time-but-why-are-people-pointing-and-laughing” life…here’s where I’d start: 1. I do more dishes now 2. I had more money then C. My nails looked better then […]

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