My husband goosed me, but I assure you it wasn’t the goose I was wanting.

April 16, 2014

Because there is no way in hell I can make this up…I’m gonna keep it short. At 9:06 am this morning, I called my husband while he was on the job. My husband. The PoPo The Fuzz The 5-0. Yeah.  Sorry.  Anyway. I called and he answered.  He  always, always answers. (Not because I could […]

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If I’m the only one high-fiving me I’m fine with that because I did this for me.

April 10, 2014
SheShines

Last night I got a little irritated with the family. Or maybe aggravated. (Is there a difference between those two?) Then I realized I was really irritated and/or aggravated with me and they were just an easy blame. Let me do a little back-tracking.  I’ll keep it short. I’ll start with the subject of my […]

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This new diet of having a bowl of bitchy just ain’t working.

March 25, 2014
Starbucks

February 12? Really? That’s the last time I wrote anything here?  Seriously? Oh, I know why. Because I’ve been eating vegetables.  And fruits.  And took a yoga class for a month.  And when I wasn’t doing yoga, I was working out at the gym. 30 minutes on the treadmill and no less than 30 minutes […]

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I’m going back to my single ways because I’m done and I’m tired and I’m totally over it. And so are my skirts.

February 12, 2014

This is it. I’m done.  I’m tired.  I’m totally over it. And that’s usually the place in life where I gotta get before I realize nobody is gonna take care of crap for me and I’m apparently gonna have to do it myself. (And you call yourselves friends and family.) (Whatever.) A bed should not be […]

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Some bully’s butt ain’t worth losing a high heel over, but I will if I gotta.

February 4, 2014
HaileyHighHeel

Remember that bully thing with my niece that I was yapping about on Facebook last week? (It’s too long to screen shot and make fit here or maybe I just don’t know what I’m doing so I’ll just copy/paste it and put it here because well, THAT I can do.) (I can even do italics, too.) […]

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Well, his chickens have much more than hair now.

January 23, 2014
Chicken Hair

This day of my life has involved chickens more than any other day.  I’ve never discussed chickens more than I have today. (Thank you, Keith.) I’m sitting in my office area and it’s around lunch.  And the sweet girl around the corner says, out loud, where the world can hear: Sweet Girl:  “Hey, Carrie.  You have […]

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I guess it’s safe to assume the honeymoon is over because I’m back to bitching and he’s on the commode.

January 17, 2014

Apparently, for my dear husband, Keith…the honeymoon is over. And ok.  Maybe a little for me, too. Last weekend, I was alone. A. LONE. Him and Cayla did some bonding.  Went hunting or camping or whatever.  I didn’t really care.  I just knew I was going to be a-totally-lone for a full weekend.  And that’s all […]

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I am loved and I are smart. All thanks to a friggin’ marsupial.

December 25, 2013
Taboo 2

Because when your in-laws come to your house for the holidays, you can yammer just so much about other family members, Duck Dynasty and Facebook…you play games. Or eat more ham. (Which I am totally over at this point.) I’m sure it’s not hard to imagine, but I play to win.  Losing ain’t an option.  […]

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I don’t care how strong the love is just maybe go away for a little bit so it can get stronger. Yeah.

December 18, 2013
Hunting Text 2

Yes. My marriage is perfection. I love my husband more than a woman should.  I had no idea it was possible to love someone so much and so hard. Even when he’s sitting in his chair and he burps and he doesn’t hear me because he’s so entranced into some dumb cop show on TV […]

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Living with ridiculous insanity has led to running faster than the big dog and getting off the pot.

December 10, 2013
C and K

Once upon a time…long, long ago…my husband uttered the words: (More like about 8 months ago when he said “I do” to such ridiculous insanity with me.) “Let’s promise each other we’ll always have a fun marriage.  And we’ll laugh.  A lot.” Well, alrighty then.  Challenge accepted. I have said for years, I don’t really like […]

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